I vote for...

In celebration of President's Day, I have gathered a couple of folks who I think would make excellent candidates for the Election of 2012...
(TV series, 2000-2011 edition)

Jack Donaghy (30 Rock)

• Campaign Slogan:  "Rich fifty is middle class thirty-eight."
• Platform:  "Never go with a hippie to a second location."
• Go-To Remark: The Three B's: beers, boats, and buds.
• Endorsed by: Dr. Leo Spaceman

Denny Crane (Boston Legal)

• Campaign Slogan: "Denny Crane"
• Platform: "First rule of thumb in practicing law: Always, always promise the client millions and millions of dollars. It's good business."
• Go-To Remark: "Denny Crane"
• Endorsed by: Denny Crane

Liz Lemon (30 Rock)

• Campaign Slogan: "I pretty much just do whatever Oprah tells me to."
• Platform: “Can I share with you my worldview? All of humankind has one thing in common: the sandwich. I believe that all anyone really wants in this life is to sit in peace and eat a sandwich.”
• Go-To Remark: "That's a Dealbreaker"
• Endorser: Jedi Party

Richard Fish (Ally McBeal)

• Campaign Slogan: Fishism
• Platform:  "Helping others is never more rewarding than when it's in your own self interest."
• Go-To Remark: "Bygones"
• Endorsed by: Boston Tea Party

Jack Bauer (24)

• Campaign Slogan: Trust Me
• Platform: "Listen to me!"
• Go-To Remark: "There's no time"
• Endorsed by: The United States Government (covert operations-classified)

Ling Woo (Ally McBeal)

• Campaign Slogan: "This is an office place, people shouldn't be happy."
• Platform: "At some point we have to face the certain reality: despite all the good the world seems to offer, true happiness can only be found in one thing - shopping."
• Go-To Remark: Growl (insert sound bite)
• Endorsed by: The Ling Woo Mud Wrestling Bar & Club

George Oscar "Gob" Bluth, Jr.

• Campaign Slogan: "It's called taking advantage. It's what gets you ahead in life."
• Platform: "I will not take this sacred duty lightly. I am going to get you the single healthiest call girl that this town has ever seen."
• Go-To Remark: "I've made a huge tiny mistake."
• Endorsed by: The Magician's Alliance 

Dennis Reynolds

• Campaign Slogan: "You're born into class. It's about pedigree. It's about upbringing. It has nothing to do with your present circumstance."
• Platform: "Hello, fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power good. Thank you. Thank you. If you vote me, I'm hot..." What? "Taxes, they'll be lower... son. The democratic vote for me is right thing to do, Philadelphia, so do."
• Go-To Remark: "I'd like some welfare please."
• Endorsed by: Paddy's Pub

Sue Sylvester 

• Campaign Slogan: "What you call insanity, I call inspiration."
• Platform: " I just prefer to think of the homeless as outdoorsy. So shine on urban campers!"
• Go-To Remark: "Do you not understand the blackmail process and how it works?"
• Endorsed by: the fearful citizens of the Ohio valley

*The following list of tv characters is strictly for entertainment value. Except for maybe, Jack Bauer.